David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an obscenity. Those...
He skids on the road and crashes into a ditch. He gets out unharmed and looks at his car in dismay. A few minutes later an...
Little Johnny says, “All right,I got one. There’s a horse and chicken playing in the meadow and the horse falls into the quicksand. He says ‘Hurry...
A businessman is hurrying home on the motorway after a hard days work when he is stopped by a policeman. “Do you know you were driving...
Every town he visits, he manages to find a game. One night he’s led to the back of a saloon, and seated among the locals is...
Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first. He will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like. Poor Max has...
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. “These hills are getting steeper as the years go by,” one complained....
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher’s prize bull was missing from the section through which...
In the piece, there’s a long passage of about 20 minutes during which the bass violinists have nothing to do. Rather than sit around that whole...
“How can I know the best way to act in life?” the disciple asked the master. The master asked him to build a table. The disciple...