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Mr. Santa was in bed with the flu. The elves were playing up and had gone on strike for more pay. The replacement elves were much...
Two hunters from Moscow charter a small plane to fly them to Siberia to go bear hunting. On landing, the pilot says, “Remember, this plane can...
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger...
When in Mexico… well, I’ll leave that up to you after reading this story! A man from Texas is vacationing in Mexico, and spends his day...
David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an obscenity. Those...
He skids on the road and crashes into a ditch. He gets out unharmed and looks at his car in dismay. A few minutes later an...
Little Johnny says, “All right,I got one. There’s a horse and chicken playing in the meadow and the horse falls into the quicksand. He says ‘Hurry...
A businessman is hurrying home on the motorway after a hard days work when he is stopped by a policeman. “Do you know you were driving...
Every town he visits, he manages to find a game. One night he’s led to the back of a saloon, and seated among the locals is...
Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first. He will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like. Poor Max has...