Some race horses are staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. “In the last 15 races, I’ve won 8...
A man visited the pastor, a man well known for her charitable impulses. “Pastor,” he said in a broken voice, “I wish to draw your attention...
Downtown to go to the movies, when a young punk got on. She had spiked, multi-colored hair that was green, purple, and orange. Her clothes were...
Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store. as they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “wouldn’t a nice cool beer...
Here i was, sitting at the bar, staring at my drink, when a large trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink, and gulps...
An old Italian man goes to church for confession, he starts, “Father forgive me for I have sinned. During the war. I hide a young Jewish...
A couple who work at the circus go to an adoption agency. Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability. The couple produces photos of their...
The first surgeon said, “I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order”. The second surgeon said, “I like operating...
Once, there was a farmer who regularly sold butter to a baker. One day, the baker decided to weigh the butter to see if he was...
Mr. Santa was in bed with the flu. The elves were playing up and had gone on strike for more pay. The replacement elves were much...