After a preacher dies and goes to Heaven, he notices that a New York cab driver has been awarded a higher place. “I don’t understand,” he...
“How can I know the best way to act in life?” the disciple asked the master. The master asked him to build a table. The disciple...
The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to...
The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and...
The Mechanic Asks The Heart Surgeon… when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to...
One day an elephant wandered into a forest in search of friends. He saw a monkey on a tree. “Will you be my friend?” asked the...
The Pencil Maker took the pencil aside, just before putting him into the box. “There are 5 things you need to know,” he told the pencil,...
Two old man, Abe and Sol, sit on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball. Abe turns to Sol and asks, “Do you think...
The pastor stood before the congregation and said; “I have bad news, I have good news, and I have more bad news.” The congregation got quiet....
An Englishman, A Scotsman and an Irishman they run into a bar and say to the bartender “quick, we need somewhere to hide, there’s a man...