During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director, “What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?” “Well…” said the...
Two men were marooned on an Island. One man passed back and forth worried and scared while the other man sat back and was sunning himself....
Some of the emails were hilarious but this one from a Swiss was a winner. “Being British is about driving in a German car to an...
He starts dialing numbers on his hand, like a telephone, and talking into his hand. The bartender walks over and tells him this is a very...
After a preacher dies and goes to Heaven, he notices that a New York cab driver has been awarded a higher place. “I don’t understand,” he...
“How can I know the best way to act in life?” the disciple asked the master. The master asked him to build a table. The disciple...
The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to...
The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and...
The Mechanic Asks The Heart Surgeon… when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to...
One day an elephant wandered into a forest in search of friends. He saw a monkey on a tree. “Will you be my friend?” asked the...