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A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him....
Three babies are in their mother’s womb. One of them says, “I want to be an artist, so everyone will know what it looks like in...
Two notorious drunks are sitting at the bar. One is crying. The other asks what’s wrong. “I’ve puked all over myself again and my wife is...
One day a little boy gets on a bus and sits behind the bus driver. He starts saying things like: If my mom was a hen...
Little Sally asked her dad if she could take her dog Fluffy far a walk around the block, he told her no because Fluffy was in...
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A very proper business lady was on the lot of a Mercedes dealership in her local town. She strolled through the vehicles until she found a...
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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 million. The bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got...
A female teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in 3rd grade class. The boy said, “Teacher, I should be in 4th...