Having determined that the husband was infertile, a childless couple decided to try artificial insemination. When the woman showed up at the clinic, she was told...
An eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination whereupon the doctor said “You are in fine shape for your age.. but tell me.. do...
Three men, one German, one Japanese, and a hillbilly were sitting undressed in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his forearm...
A blonde was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories. A week later the blonde complained to the doctor that they didn’t produce the desired...
A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around...
A drunken Irishman is driving through the city of Dublin and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. “So,”...
Three nuns died in a car accident. They reached to the gates of heaven but the person who let’s people in said “so I know you...
A guy asked a girl in a university library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl replied with a loud voice: “I DON’T...
A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, “where the hell have you been?” “I was out getting a tattoo.” “A tattoo? What...
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said,”Children,...