One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the driver lowered a window. “I’ll give you...
A boss says to his secretary. “We are travelling abroad for the week so make arrangements.” The secretary makes call to her husband. “My boss and...
Two guys are driving along in a car when they see two dogs mating in someone’s yard. The driver says, “That is great. My wife and...
A man was riding on a full bus minding his own business. When the gorgeous woman next to him started to mother feed her baby. The...
A professor sits with a farmer in a train. Bored, the professor says to the farmer: “I ask you a question, if you can’t answer it,...
The teacher asked Little Johnny if he had any pets. Little Johnny replied, “Yes I have a pet cat and this morning before I left for...
A teacher is trying to teach good manners to her third-grade students. She turned to her class and said, “Michael if you were on a date...
A salesman is talking to an old farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders: He says. “What on...
The Husband and wife had a blazing row! The hubby stopped talking to his wife. The wife said, “I will count to 10. If you don’t...
Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter. First Woman: “My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the...