A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research project be turned in on time. He said there were only two...
A mother takes her daughter to a clinic She tells the doctor that her daughter has been having terrible nausea in the morning, lost her appetite,...
A couple decide to take their young daughter to zoo one weekend While standing around the elephant exhibit the little girl notice that the big bull...
A Husband was a bit embarrassed and told the Doctor he had trouble getting an Erctin with his Wife and she was getting frustrated. The Doc...
A man walked into a bar, he was crying profusely. “I need you to give me enough drinks to kill me” He said, sobbing to the...
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith… …for advice about enlarging her breasts. He tells her, “Every day when you get out of the shower,...
Son: “Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don’t know what Politics is.” Father: “Well, let’s take our home as an...
Man looks at his friend and says “if you and a friend go camping you two get really drunk and in the morning you wake up...
One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says,...
A priest is walking down the river one day As he is strolling along he sees one of his parishioners fighting to land a fish. The...