One day while passing a nursing home I noticed six old ladies lying undressed on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual but I...
A biker pulls up outside a roadside bar in Louisiana after a long day in the saddle. Stiffly he walks in, gets a beer and sits...
Joke Title: Mr. Paddy Doctor wanted to get off work and play golf, so he approached his assistant Paddy. “I am going golfing tomorrow Paddy and...
An american was touring Mexico. After his day’s sight-seeing, he stops at a local restaurant. While sipping his wine, he notices a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter...
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it. When the baby is...
An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling a sleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said,...
They were pleasantly surprised when Saint Peter informed them that in exchange for their many years of servitude and chastity, God Himself was going to bestow...
A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy a half head of lettuce. The boy working in that department...
“How are you mate?” “Yeah, I’m okay. But do me a favor mate. Go fetch my slippers from upstairs. My feet are freezing. ”I went upstairs...