A teacher asks the kids in her 5th grade class: ‘What do you want to be when you grow up?’ Little Larry says: ‘I wanna start...
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a “Living Will” “Just so you know, I never want to live in a...
A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the Doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. The Doctor arrived,...
A guy and a girl are lying in a dorm-room bed after just having lovemaking. The guy lies on his side of the bed and rests....
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just...
John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that...
An enormously wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating proposing. “Do you think she’d marry me if...
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, “Mother of...
A girl was walking on the side walk. She sees a man lying on the street, needing immediate help. The victim says that he is having...
A mother is cleaning her teenage daughter’s room when she finds a bondage magazine hidden under the bed. She shows it to her husband and asks...