A couple is in bed sleeping when there’s a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. The husband rolls over and looks at the clock, and it’s half past...
This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever. “Hey, can I get a drink on the house if my dog talks for you?” “Dogs...
An elderly man calls his son who lives in another city and says: “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that...
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as...
A man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed out three identical parrots on a perch and said, “The parrot...
A father spoke to his son, “It’s time we had a little talk, my son. Soon, you will have urges and feelings you’ve never had before....
A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing interest in lovemaking. He gives her a pill but warns her that it’s still...
The husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus...
After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. “I’m busy,” he said,...
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed...