A couple was having quarrel in a lodge and the man calls the manager and says, “I’m having an argument with my wife, and now she...
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. They are enjoying their time, While talking with each other, The woman drops a bit...
The wife ask her husband the three magical words. Wife: Darling, it was such a hard day. Can you tell me the three magical words that...
A man well into his seventies asks his wife: “Mary, doesn’t it make you sad when you see me running after those young girls sometimes?” “Not...
A school girl approaches her mother and announces, “Mommy, I know where babies come from!” “And where is that?” her mother asks. “Well, Mommy and Daddy...
Wife sends a text message to her husband on a really cold winter morning: Windows are totally frozen, will not open. Husband replies: “Carefully pour some...
A teacher asks the kids in her 5th grade class: ‘What do you want to be when you grow up?’ Little Larry says: ‘I wanna start...
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a “Living Will” “Just so you know, I never want to live in a...
A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the Doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. The Doctor arrived,...
A guy and a girl are lying in a dorm-room bed after just having lovemaking. The guy lies on his side of the bed and rests....