A young couple were driving down the road one day, happily, deliriously in love and due to be married the next day. Suddenly, a large truck...
A little girl is sitting on her grandpa’s lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers...
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?” The mother says, “It’s my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these...
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother leaped to her feet and...
At a session with a marriage counselor. The wife snapped at her husband: “That’s not true! I do so enjoy lovemaking!” Then, turning to the counselor....
A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother...
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for...
An older man was married to a younger woman. After several years of a very happy marriage, he had a heart attack. The doctor advised him...
A man traveling by train asks the ticket collector what time the train stops at Victoria. “Sir, we don’t stop at Victoria.” “But I have to...
A couple who’d been married for over 50 years was sitting on the sofa, when the wife said, “Dear, do you remember how you used to...