A woman says to her husband that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her melons. Her husband tells her, “Hey, you don’t need surgery...
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?”...
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the marriage when his dad says, “I remember when your mom and I...
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, black baby boy. “Congratulations,” says the nurse to the new parents....
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve found a great job. A 10 AM start, 2 PM finish, no...
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, “I don’ t feel like...
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous...
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word “definitely” in a sentence. Little Johnny replies, “Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?” The Teacher says,...
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, “I have a...
The bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a pure and I don’t know anything about lovemaking. Can you explain it to me first?” “OK,...