Bubba and Earl were in the local bar enjoying a beer when the decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets...
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her...
A wife is having lovemaking with her husband’s best friend one day. Soon the phone rings, so she answers it. “Yes… uh, huh… OK… yes… bye.”...
A married man goes into a confessional and says to his priest “I had an affair with a woman… almost.” The priest says, “What do you...
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. “Mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?” he asked...
An old man and his wife went to the doctor’s office and the doctor asked the man for a blood, urine, and feces sample. The old...
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary, so he bought her a $100 see-through nightie. That night, she was getting ready for bed...
A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously gulping shots of whiskey. One of his friends happens to come into the bar...
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun....
A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy....