A husband and wife came for counselling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into an angry tirade listing...
A undressed woman is bouncing on her bed singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her a while then says, “You...
Three men were talking about what their children would be saying about them thirty years from now. “I would like my children to say, ‘He was...
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. She was not aware her 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet....
A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can’t find the rake. He yells...
A couple who were in the insurance business liked to get away from the stress of their job by renting a motor home in the country....
My girlfriend was slightly overweight. So, our Doctor put her on a diet. He said to her that she had to eat regularly for 2 days,...
Two couples go on vacation together. After a week, they are thoroughly bored. The men decide that maybe life will take on new meaning if they...
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that reads: “Cow For Sale — $5,000.” He pulls in and says...
Grandchildren asked their grandfather: Grandpa, did you have any childhood dreams? And have they come true? Yes, I had two childhood dreams but only one came...