A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve found a great job. A 10 AM start, 2 PM finish, no...
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, “I don’ t feel like...
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous...
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word “definitely” in a sentence. Little Johnny replies, “Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?” The Teacher says,...
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, “I have a...
The bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a pure and I don’t know anything about lovemaking. Can you explain it to me first?” “OK,...
Two women friends had gone out for a girls night out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly...
There is a woman sitting with a bunch of guys at a bar. The guys were all showing off their tattoos and uttering remarks as to...
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came running up to her husband jumping for joy. Not knowing how to...
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed a man walking towards them with an arm full of long stem...