Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off...
A married couple was having a conversation. The husband asked his wife: “If I ever win the lottery, what would you do?” The wife’s respond was:...
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling a little frisky, reaches over and gives his wife’s melons a little...
John asks his wife, Mary what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. “Would you like a new mink coat?” he asks. “Not really,” says...
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary. The old woman said, “We will go to all the...
A guy is trying to relax at home, but his wife keeps nagging him to mow the lawn. Finally, in between nags he blurts out, “Answer...
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its h*le. He...
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband who was a big...
A married man decided to work late to be with his hot secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse. After work he...
Ole and Lena had married under none too happy circumstances, and their married life had not been anything to brag about either. But when, after they...