A woman wants to divorce her husband, so she is talking to her lawyer. Lawyer: “Well first we need a reason, is he not giving you...
A middle aged man was talking to his elderly father. “I wanted to thank you dad, I remember when I was younger and first dating girls...
An elderly couple were sitting together watching television. During one of those commercials, the husband asked his wife, “Whatever happened to our make love relations?” After...
A little boy said, “Grandpa, can I sit on your lap? “Why sure you can,” his grandfather replied. As he sat on his grandfather’s lap he...
A little girl in first grade was doing very well especially in spelling. One day she came home with new words to study for an upcoming...
After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he...
Son Says: Daddy, how was I born? Dad Says: Ah, well, my son, one day you will need to find out anyway… Mom and dad got...
A beautiful woman approaches him. The woman asks the man, “How would you like to get out of here?” and the man is stunned. He never...
A bodybuilder takes off his shirt and starts flexing in front of a blonde woman. She exclaims “Wow, what a great chest you have!” “He says,...
The husband says to his wife. Husband: If I died would you date another man.? Wife: Of course I would. Husband: Would you let him move...