A 15-year-old rolled up at home in a shiny Porsche, leaving his parents in shock. “Where did you get that car?!” they yelled. “I bought it,”...
A father passing by his son’s bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope,...
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, “What are you doing?” She answers, “I’m moving to London. I...
It was Saturday evening in the nursing home: An old man, who was feeling rather frisky, looked over and said to the old lady sitting next...
Little Johnny came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to...
An elderly man named Mr Lambert was going to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the shed. So he...
There’s a couple that has been dating for a while. As much as he wants to, she won’t sleep with him, because she’s saving her purity...
A sweet old lady is making lunch for her husband one day. She had been making him the same lunch for the past 40 years. His...
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked, “Grandpa, are you going to take that new pills?” Grandpa looks at...
A husband suspected his wife was cheating on him. He explained his situation to a pet shop owner who replied, “I have a parrot that will...