A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you don’t bother...
A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a undressed beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of...
An older couple are playing in the annual club championship. They are playing in a play off hole and it is down to a 6 inch...
An elderly gentleman was on his deathbed as his wife and three children and nurse stood close by. Then he spoke: “Bill, you take the Beverly...
A family are driving in their car on holidays. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car....
A little old couple in their eighties was sitting on the couch watching the movie channel. He looked at her and asked, “Do you think we...
The judge looks sternly at the ex wife. Judge: “why do you think you deserve custody of the child?” Ex wife: “I brought him into this...
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: “Windows frozen, won’t open.” Husband texts back: “Gently pours some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap...
Two women go out one night without their husbands. They go to a bar, have a chat along with a couple of drinks and then head...
The four guys are playing golf together and talking about how successful their sons are. The first says, “My son is so successful, he’s VP of...