A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and...
Marge was in bed with a man not her husband. All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs. “Oh, my God, your husband is home!...
An elderly couple was watching television one evening. The wife said, “I am going to get a dish of ice cream now.” Kindly, the husband offered...
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink...
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. “Hurry!” she said. “Stand in the corner.” She quickly...
A poor man told his wife, I am sick and tired of being poor, I am going to work overseas. So, he took off to Africa....
A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, “I gotta have you!” He...
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him, “How the hell do the two of you...
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating,the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking,...
An old man and an old woman are together every night. They aren’t married, but for years and years they have spent every night together. All...