Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of...
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, “Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so...
A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my...
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work. One day, she was in bed with her boyfriend Ralph, when she...
A woman’s husband comes home hammered every night and she always yells at him before going to bed alone. One day she decides to try some...
A married couple were having a dinner party for some important guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At...
A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening; she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looks up...
A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was...
An elderly married couple scheduled their annual medical examination the same day so they could travel together. After the husband’s examination, the doctor then said to...
A couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar. She recognized him as an old flame. “Honey,” she said to...