A little girl asked her Mom, “Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block? Mom replies, “No, because she is in heat.”...
Mary Clancy goes up to Father McGuire after his Sunday morning service, and she’s in tears. He says, “So what’s bothering you, Mary my dear?” She...
A wealthy man and his wife are going to a function, so they decide to give the butler the night off. However, a couple of hours...
Bill and his wife, Sherry, get along just great, except that Bill complains Sherry is a “backseat driver” second to none. After years of putting up...
A man walks in his room after work and is surprised to find his wife lying undressed on the bed. After careful examination he spies a...
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, “Now how can...
A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Peters-burg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. “I think it’s...
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the protection aisle. The son asks his father why there are so...
Mr. and Mrs. Thomas were both 102 years old. They had been married 74 years. The local television station sent a news crew out to interview...
A young man watched as an elderly couple sat down to lunch at McDonald’s. He noticed that they had ordered just one meal, and an extra...