A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening; she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looks up...
A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was...
An elderly married couple scheduled their annual medical examination the same day so they could travel together. After the husband’s examination, the doctor then said to...
A couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar. She recognized him as an old flame. “Honey,” she said to...
Nine year old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned at Sunday school. “Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses...
“So, Jimmy,” said Grandpa, as they stood on line at the local grocery store. “What did you learn in school today?” “To tell you the truth,”...
An elderly man in Miami calls his son in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that...
A young woman brought her fiance home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother told her father to find out about the young man. The...
A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. “I found a...
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s...