Little Johnny, 6 years old, gets home from school. He had his first family planning lesson at school. His mother, is very interested & she asks....
Wife: Honey, please go to the supermarket and get 1 bottle of milk. If they have bananas, bring 6. He came back with 6 bottles of...
A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, all...
A wife is having make love with her husband’s best friend one day. Soon the phone rings, so she answers it. “Yes… uh, huh… OK… yes…...
A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls...
A couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the “seniors’ special” was 2 Eggs, Bacon, Hash Browns and Toast for $2.99. “Sounds good,” the wife...
A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, “Mommy, I have to pee.” The mother said to the little...
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she...
A man and his mother-in-law went to Jerusalem and while they were there the mother-in-law passes away. The priest says to the man, “for $150 we...
My daughter just got proposed to by her boyfriend. She was very sad, though, and called me the morning after. She asked me to come over,...