There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he...
Father: “That’s great, son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter”. Father: “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell u...
There was a man who had three girlfriends, But he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one $5000 and...
A little boy once put his hand into a jar. The jar was full of nuts. He tried to take out as many as his hand...
A man went to a gift store to buy his girlfriend a pair of gloves. He had the manager try them on. She said they were...
A man’s wife asks him to go to the store to buy her a pack of cigarettes. The man thinks that sounds like a great idea,...
A man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast food place. He noticed that they had ordered just one meal, and as...
A man is in a bar and falling off his bench every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man...
A very poor man lived with his wife whose hair was very long. One day the wife asked her husband to buy her a comb for...
Sarah and Abe are out celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary. During the evening, Sarah broaches the subject of life insurance, An issue she has been raising...