Eliza says to the other two, “You know girls, my husband bought me the most wonderful jewelry for our anniversary. A lavish diamond necklace and some...
A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.” “That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota...
A man celebrating his 100th birthday was asked by a reporter. How he had managed to live so long? The man contemplated that question and...
The young wife went into labor while her husband was overseas serving in the war. The next day he got the news that his wife had...
A lady in a faded grey dress and her husband. Dressed in a home-spun suit walked in timidly without an appointment into the Harvard University President’s...
I have an idea,” says the father. He puts a ten-dollar bill, a bottle of whiskey, and a Bible on the coffee table. “If he takes...
One day a father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose of showing his son...
The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. “What happened Paddy ?” she...
Two men who were waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. “How did you die?” the first man asks the second. “I froze to...
A son took his old father to a restaurant for an evening dinner. Father being very old and weak, while eating, dropped food on his shirt...