A woman was cutting her husband’s thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack. She ofered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt...
The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn’t paying proper wages to his Deckhand, So they sent an agent to investigate him. IRS AGENT: “I need...
A man was riding on a full bus minding his own business. When the gorgeous woman next to him started to feeding milk her baby. The...
His wife asks him “So what happened?” The husband explains, “I often get bored at work and today my mind was wandering and I thought to...
Eliza says to the other two, “You know girls, my husband bought me the most wonderful jewelry for our anniversary. A lavish diamond necklace and some...
A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.” “That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota...
A man celebrating his 100th birthday was asked by a reporter. How he had managed to live so long? The man contemplated that question and...
The young wife went into labor while her husband was overseas serving in the war. The next day he got the news that his wife had...
A lady in a faded grey dress and her husband. Dressed in a home-spun suit walked in timidly without an appointment into the Harvard University President’s...
I have an idea,” says the father. He puts a ten-dollar bill, a bottle of whiskey, and a Bible on the coffee table. “If he takes...