Dan married a woman with an identical twin. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce. “Tell the court why you...
A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time. “How wonderful! But I hope you don’t mind me asking what...
Grandpa and his 7 year old grandson are gardening when to boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, “Grandpa, I...
A old man and his wife are in bed. After lying in silence for a few minutes, the old man farts and says, “seven points.” His...
It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. It’s important to have...
Daddy, how was I born ? The father answers, ‘Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I...
A 5-years-old was visiting his grandmother. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting. He looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you...
There was a young couple very much in love. On the night before they were to be married, both were killed in an automobile accident. They...
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught a judge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to marry...
A married couple went to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion...