A man and a woman had been married for ten years and decided to try and have kids. They had not been using birth control for...
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in...
A older couple are playing in the annual club championship. They are playing in a playoff hole and it is down to a 6 inch putt...
After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he...
Do you fart in bed ? If this story doesn’t make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I’ll pray for you. This...
A little old couple in their eighties was sitting on the couch watching the Playboy movie channel. He looked at her and asked, “Do you think...
Upon reaching 65, Bill decided to retire. After having him under foot for A few months, his wife became very agitated with him. She suggested he...
The judge looks sternly at the ex wife. Judge: “why do you think you deserve custody of the child?” Ex wife: “I brought him into this...
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: “Windows frozen, won’t open.” Husband texts back: ” Gently pours some lukewarm water over it and then gently...
Fred and Mary got married, but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred’s parent’s home for their first night together. In the morning,...