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Upon reaching 65, Bill decided to retire. After having him under foot for A few months, his wife became very agitated with him. She suggested he...
The judge looks sternly at the ex wife. Judge: “why do you think you deserve custody of the child?” Ex wife: “I brought him into this...
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: “Windows frozen, won’t open.” Husband texts back: ” Gently pours some lukewarm water over it and then gently...
Fred and Mary got married, but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred’s parent’s home for their first night together. In the morning,...
One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny’s father said, “Johnny,...
Joe woke up one morning and looked for his wife, but his wife wasn’t there. She had awakened and was preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Joe...
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, “Just so you know, I never want to live in...
A boy, his father and his mother are having dinner. But the boy doesn’t want to eat his broccoli. Eat your broccoli! – says the mother....
Moms will be Moms… Doesn’t matter who you are. Here is some Mom talk. Issac Newton’s mother – “But did you wash the apple before eating...
A couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about an African bush tribe whose men all had manhood 24 inches long. When males reach a certain...