A man and his wife arrive from a business trip and go to his favorite steakhouse unaware of the mad cow outbreak in his town. The...
A couple invites their family over for Thanksgiving to spend the holiday together. The family gathers, but the couple’s children are late and the mother-in-law complains...
A police officer pulls over an elderly couple he walks up to the driver’s side window and asks the husband for his license and registration. The...
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more...
A couple was having quarrel in a lodge and the man calls the manager and says, “I’m having an argument with my wife, and now she...
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. They are enjoying their time, While talking with each other, The woman drops a bit...
The wife ask her husband the three magical words. Wife: Darling, it was such a hard day. Can you tell me the three magical words that...
A man well into his seventies asks his wife: “Mary, doesn’t it make you sad when you see me running after those young girls sometimes?” “Not...
A school girl approaches her mother and announces, “Mommy, I know where babies come from!” “And where is that?” her mother asks. “Well, Mommy and Daddy...
Wife sends a text message to her husband on a really cold winter morning: Windows are totally frozen, will not open. Husband replies: “Carefully pour some...