A guy comes into a bar

A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch.

The barman thinks “This guy is pretty pretentious” and proceeds to pour him a drink of six-year-old scotch.

He gives it to the customer who takes a drink, exclaiming, “This isn’t twelve-year-old scotch, this is six-year-old scotch”

The barman thinks, hey this guy knows what he’s talking about, and the two of them get into a conversation about where the customer is from etc..

At one point an old guy, who was sitting at the other end of the bar comes over with a glass and hands it to the customer.

The latter takes a drink, and spits it out.

“This is piss!” he yells.

The old guy nods and says, “Yeah, but how old am I?”