A man is driving down the freeway

A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign that says, “Get gas and free lovemaking here”.

So obviously the guy was interested, so he stopped, filled up went inside to pay.

“Pick a number from 1 – 10 to get free lovemaking.” said the cashier.

“Uh, okay, 3!” the man replied.

“Nope! Sorry play again”.

So the guy drove around for weeks always getting gas at the same place, because he wanted his free lovemaking.

One day he was really ticked: “This has got to be rigged! I have never gotten the number to have free lovemaking!”

He screamed.

“Oh no! It’s not rigged, just ask your wife, she won 3 times last week alone!”