A rich cheapskate hires a local handyman

A rich cheapskate hires a local handyman from the want ads.

The handyman shows up in overalls, chewing a piece of straw in his teeth.
“What y’all want done ’round here?” the bumpkin asks.

“I need you to demolish my porch. Smash it apart, and haul the scrap away to the junkyard.”

“Alrighty!” says the bumpkin. “I’ll have ‘er done in a jiffy.” And off he goes.

He comes back, several hours later, all sweaty, and tired. “Well… work’s all done.

But you of all folks oughta know, that that weren’t no Porsche. It’s was a Ferrari.”