A yuppie walked into a doctor’s surgery and demanded the quack have a look at his tool.
“Why, what’s wrong with it?” the doc asked.
“I’ll show you”, the yuppie yelled, and dropped his trousers.
His tool was the size of a jellybean, and the doctor couldn’t help himself. He burst out laughing.
“It’s nothing to laugh at,” complained the yuppie, close to tears.
“It’s been swollen like that for the last three days.”