At His Village

“I’ll do whatever I can for my constituents”

A politician visited a remote little rural village and asked the inhabitants what the government could do for them.

“We have two big needs,” said the village headman.

“First, we have a hospital but no doctor.”

The politician whipped out his cellphone, spoke for a while, and then said, “I have it sorted out.

A doctor will arrive here tomorrow.

What is your other need?”

“We have no cellphone reception at all in our village.”