At The Lawyers Office

A farmer walks into a lawyer’s office and says: “I’d like to get one of them their day divorcees”

“Yes sir, I believe I can help you” replied the lawyer. “Do you have any grounds?”

“Oh shore do!”, exclaimed the farmer, “Got me bout a 140 acres out back a the house Thar.”

“No no…, I mean do you have a case?” asked the lawyer.

“No sir,” replied the farmer, “I drive one of them John Deer’s”

“You don’t understand,” said the lawyer, “You need something like a grudge.”

“Oh!!” said the farmer, “I got me one of those! That’s what I park mug Deer in!”

The lawyer, a bit frustrated responded, “Sir, you’ve got to have a reason to divorce your wife. Does she beat you up or anything?”

“No sir”, replied the farmer, “I purr near get outta bed afire her ever morning.”

Finally the exasperated lawyer shouted, “WHY do you want a divorce?”

“Oh, well…” replied the farmer, “She says we just can’t communicate!!”