Doctors Diagnosis

A doctor takes off his glasses, rubs his eyes, and says to Mr. Smith, “I have some bad news.

The tests results came back positive for cancer.

Now, I can help you through this with counseling.

I have a one o’clock tee time, why don’t you join me.”

They go to the golf course, and on the first tee the patient runs into a few guys he knows and he tells them he is dying of AIDS.

Curious, the doctor asks, “Why are you telling everyone you are dying of AIDS when in fact you are dying of cancer?”

The guy looks at the doctor and in a very low voice says, “I don’t want any of my friends sleeping with my wife after I die.”