Clean Jokes
Fear Of The Taxi Driver
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate-glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab
Then, the shaking driver said “are you OK? I’m so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me…”
The badly shaken passenger say sorry to the driver and said “I didn’t things that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly.”
The driver replied, “No, no, I’m the one who is sorry, it’s entirely my fault, today is my very first day driving a cab
I’ve been driving a hearse for 25 years…”