He walks in and sits down at a table

An old man is walking along the street one morning, feeling hungry.

He sees a sign in the window of a restaurant that says,

“Try our Exotic Breakfast now.”

So he walks in and sits down at a table.

The waitress comes over and asks what he wants.

The old man asks, “What’s your Exotic Breakfast?”

“Baked tongue of chicken,” she proudly replies.

The old man shouts, “Baked tongue of chicken! Have you any idea how disgusting that is? I’d never even think about eating anything that came out of a chicken’s mouth! Urgh!!”

The waitress is a little taken aback, but stays calm and asks him,

“No problem, sir. What would you prefer, then?”

The old man says, “Just bring me some scrambled eggs.”