Clean Jokes
I go to the gym
I go to the gym.
One guy often arrives at the same time with me and we spend a few minutes in the locker room.
I don’t even know his name.
The other men often speak about some nonsense stuff like girls, nutrition tips, or random things about their life.
On the opposite, this guy always speaks about the weather.
Yes, I know, there are lots of people who may say something occasional like ‘what a nice sunny day’ or ‘this rain ruined my weekend plans’ but this is not the case.
This guy is silent all the time.
When he opens his mouth you can immediately guess he is going to say something about the weather.
Finally, I got pissed off and told him: “Dude, you always tell us it’s warmer today than it was last week or some crap like this. But what’s the point? We all know what was the weather last week. Tell us something else. Tell us about your job, for instance! What’s your occupation?”
The guy replied, “I am a meteorologist.”