Clean Jokes
I’m Robin Hood
Robin Hood: “HALT!”
“I am Robin Hood, I take from the rich to give to the poor, now give me all your money!”
Peasant: “I have nothing,
I’ve been hungry for years you see”.
Robin Hood: “Very well then poor man, take this!”
Robin Hood gives the poor man a sack, filled to the brim with gold coins.
He then fades away into the forest.
The peasant stares in disbelief, exclaiming:
“I can’t believe it, I’m Rich!”