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Man decides to rob a Russian restaurant

A homeless man decides to rob a Russian restaurant.

Since it was so early, the only one that was working at that time was the scrawny waiter as the chef/boss had gone to run a quick errand.

The homeless man, only waving his fists, threatened the waiter to give him his best food or “he would be in a world of hurt”.

Even though the waiter was as skinny as a rail, he decided to take on the homeless man.

Unsurprisingly the homeless man quickly beat him up and ran to the kitchen.

Before the waiter could get back up, the man had already taken off with a big pot of food.

Later as the boss returns to the kitchen, he sees that something is missing.

He goes out to the waiter and yells; “Where is the Goulash”.

He then notices that the waiter is pretty beat up and then proceeds to asks,

“WTF happened to you and why is our best selling dish gone”? The waiter spills it all;

“A homeless man came in, beat me up and stole the Goulash, if only it was stroganoff”


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