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Nursery school teacher says to her class


Nursery school teacher says to her class, “Who can use the word ‘Definitely’ in a sentence?”

First a little girl says “The sky is definitely blue”

Teacher says, “Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange…”

Second little boy…”Trees are definitely green”

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“Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown.”

Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:

“Does a fart have lumps?”

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The teacher looks horrified and says “Johnny! Of course not!!!”

“OK…then I DEFINITELY shit my pants.”

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