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On their wedding night

On their wedding night young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.

In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years,..

with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, wife was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.

During the next few minutes he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate down sizing, and he had been let go.

It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he’d be able to find another job.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million.

Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million.

She explained that she had ‘charged’ him for make love, and these were the results of her savings and investments.

The husband was so astounded he could barely speak.

Finally he found his voice and blurted out,…

“If I’d had any idea what you were doing, I would have had make love only with you.”

That’s when she shot him.

Moral: You know, that’s what happens when you don’t know when to keep your mouth shut…!!!


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