Clean Jokes
That Rubber Thingy
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat.
As the bus shakes and rattles,
The old man’s cane slips on the floor and he falls down.
As he gets up, a seven-year-old kid, sitting nearby, turns to him and says,
“If you put a little rubber thingy on the end of your stick,
It wouldn’t slip.”
The old man snaps back,
“Well, if your daddy did the same thing seven years ago,
I would have a seat today.