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The Scotsman’s first baseball game

The Scotsman’s first baseball game

An Scotsman moves to the USA & finally attends his first baseball game.

The first batter approached the batters box, took a few swings and then hit a double.
Everyone was on their feet screaming “Run,” “Run.”

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The next batter hit a single & the Scotsman listened as the crowd again cheered “RUN, RUN.”

The Scotsman enjoyed the game & began screaming with the fans.

The fifth batter came up and four balls went by.
The umpire called “Walk” and the batter started his slow trot to first base.

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The Scotsman stood up and screamed, “R-R-Run ye bastard, Run!”

The people around him began laughing. Embarrassed, the Scotsman sat back down.
A friendly fan noted the man’s embarrassment, leaned over & explained,
“He can’t run, he’s got four balls.”

The Scotsman stood up and screamed, “Walk with Pride, laddie, Walk with Pride!”

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