This guy who just got a new job

There was this guy who just got a new job as a school bus driver for elementary school children.

He thought it would be nice to paint the school bus with characters from Sesame Street.

So he painted Bert and Ernie, Big Bird, The Cookie Monster and the rest on the bus.

At his first stop, there was this very overweight little girl.

He opened the door and said, “Hi, I’m the new bus driver. What is your name?”

The girl said that her name was Pattie.

Waiting at the next stop was another overweight little girl.

He said, “Hi, I’m the new bus driver. What is your name?”

She said that her name was Pattie also.

At the next stop, there was a grown woman and a little boy.

The bus driver said, “Hi, I’m the new bus driver. What is your name?”

The woman piped up and said, “His name is Ross and he is my son.”

She continued, “He is very, very special, so I want you to take extra good care of him.”

The bus driver replied, “No problem. He can have this seat right behind me and I can watch him carefully in the mirror.”