Three old Ladies

Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old.

The first one said,

“Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand,

while standing in front of the refrigerator,

And I can’t remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich.”

The second lady says,

“Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can’t remember whether.

I was on my way up or on my way down.”

The third one says, ” Well, ladies, I’m glad I don’t have any of those problems, knock on wood.”

As she hit her knuckles on the table she looked up and said, “That must be the door… I’ll get it!”