Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old.
The first one said,
“Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand,
while standing in front of the refrigerator,
And I can’t remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich.”
The second lady says,
“Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can’t remember whether.
I was on my way up or on my way down.”
The third one says, ” Well, ladies, I’m glad I don’t have any of those problems, knock on wood.”
As she hit her knuckles on the table she looked up and said, “That must be the door… I’ll get it!”