Clean Jokes
Three Policemen at the Pearly Gates
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Three police officers were standing in line at the Pearly Gates.Saint Peter asked
The first officer, “What did you do with your life?”
“I was a police officer,” he responded.
“What kind of police officer?” Saint Peter asked.“I was a vice officer.
I kept drugs off the streets and out of the hands of kids.”
“Welcome to heaven you may end the gates.”
He asked the second man what he did as a police officer.
“I was a traffic officer,” said the man.
“I kept the roads and highways safe.”
“Welcome to heaven you may enter the gates.”
He asked the third man what he did as a police officer.
“I was a military policeman, sir,” replied the man.
“Wonderful! I’ve been waiting for you all day!” replied Saint Peter.
“I need to take a break! Watch the gate, will you?”