Two guys were riding in a car, arguing about how to say the name of the city that they were in.
One said “Louisville” and the other “Louisville.”
They went on arguing and arguing, until they came upon a fast-food restaurant.
The one guy goes inside and says to the waitress, “Tell me the name of the place where I am right now really, really, really slowly.”
The waitress goes, “Bur-ger-King.”